Decentralized. Flatulent. Final.
FARTAXA is a meme-driven cryptocurrency, linking farts to chain with every emission.
Low fees. High impact. Finality in 1 rip
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Built on blockFART tech, $FARTAX delivers maximum blast with minimal fees, and true finality so that your backdoor can instantly snap shut. Transaction costs so low they'll make you cry (from the smell).
Transactions finalize faster than you can say "excuse me." One rip and you're done - no waiting for confirmations or polite coughs.
FARTAXA can trade in the thousands of transactions per second, with each one more pungent than the last.
Coming Soon! Like ChatGPT, but trained on beans, memecoins, and bowel pressure charts. Tracks every gurgle in the chain’s belly.
Held together with pure meme muscle and intestinal fortitude.
Power to the people! Our network relies on community consensus - if enough nodes agree it smells, then it's valid on the chain.
Fartaxa wasn’t born in a lab, it fermented in Telegram chats and toilet seats. Aims to build a Fartocracy
Introduction of decentralized flatulence apps (dFapps) and community governance through BrapDAO.
Other AIs read books. Ours is synced to toilets, it reads farts, memes, and bowel movement charts.
Bridges to other blockchains, allowing Fartaxa to spread its unique aromas across the entire crypto ecosystem, and possibly even leak into legacy financial systems.
Mainstream adoption and introduction of the world's first scent-based NFTs.
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